Guess who's back, back again. Jenny's back, tell your friends. Before listening to this Survivor Heroes v Healers v Hustlers recap, reach into a bag and see if you can draw the same colour marble as your closest loved one. Also, find a shell and tie it to a string because apparently, that counts as idol these days. In an episode where we lost the greatest fisherwoman of all time, let's all commiserate together by listening to this podcast.
Get ready for a takeover!!! While Jenny is out of town, Colin recruited Celebrity Apprentice/Australian Survivor Correspondent Bren to recap the double episode of Survivor Heroes v Healers v Hustlers. In a first-ever Reality TV Hangover #BoysNight, we bro-down and recap an episode where we lost two bros: JP & Joe. Grab some beer, sports, and meat (that's what #BoysNights are all about, right?) and listen in.
After taking a week off to become award-winning recording artists, your two-time Wand-Off champions (thanks for voting!!!) are back to recapping Survivor Heroes v Healers v Hustlers (or whatever order Jenny thinks the title is in). With the tribes coming together for an epic merge feast from Outback Steakhouse, you'd expect that to be our top story on the board. But just you wait, because a certain castaway's twitter PSA is a little more important. So DO stick this episode in your ear holes, even if Dr. Mike advises against sticking it in other orifices.
After a week away from the micRoarkphone, Colin & Jenny are back to Roarkap the latest episode of Survivor HeRoarks vs Healers vs Hustlers. So cover yourself in peanut butteRoark, just like Cole and get Roarky for even moark Roark word replacements than this episode descRoarktion.
Plus: Vote for us in this week's RHAP Wiggle Room Wand Off! We are Number 18: Alan Ball So Hard by Jenny & Colin. Here's the link: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/S35wandoff03
If you, like Lauren, have never trusted a red-head a day in your life, you can rest assured that this Survivor Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers Episode 3 recap podcast was recorded and produced by a blonde and a brunette. But if you are a ginger fan, or a ginger yourself, you too can enjoy this episode, just as Patrick enjoys crabs in his pants. Either way, put on your best Simone pantsuit, zip up your boots, and listen away.
If you're scared of a podcast episode that has no general direction, endless tangents, and plenty of coughing from a sick cohost, then you better listen to this one. Just as Patrick did in spite of his fear of crabs, you should face your fears and put this episode in your pocket (and/or ears). Besides, you're much bigger than this audio file anyway. And if you need help pushing play, Ryan would be happy to offer a man's touch.
What's that you have in your pants there listener? Is it an idol? Oh, it's the device you're listening to this podcast on? We don't buy it! That's it, drop those trousers and prove you don't have an idol. And yes, we will be staring at you the whole time with our crazy eyes.
Woah sorry, Alan took over the description for a minute there. Reality TV Hangover is back this week to recap the premiere of Survivor Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers. This episode was so full of exciting new characters that it puked! Oh wait, that was just Chrissy. Give it a listen and let us know what you think.
Plus, for those of you wondering when we would get around to talking about the Big Brother 19 finale, the wait is over! At around the 1:08 mark, we shift focus to Big Brother 19 and spoiler alert, Colin isn't happy.
With the premiere of Survivor's 35th season less than a week away, Colin & Jenny are here to dive into the show's latest trip to Fiji. After breaking down some preseason coverage, your hosts dive right into our draft of the Heroes, Healers, and Hustlers. And to close - as always preseason - we give our winner and first boot picks. Did we choose well? Listen in to find out and let us know what you think in the comments.
When we last left off in our lengthier, better accented international Survivor, Colin & Jenny were pretty down (under) on the result of Season 1's final tribal council. But, with 13 episodes of Season 2 already on the barbie, we are back on board with Australian Survivor. We're here to recap all the new characters, game mechanics, and incredible accents of Season 2. Plus we predict where we think the season goes from here.
Colin has returned from his trip to visit Jenny (which resulted in an in-person podcast) and now your hosts reunite through Skype for our latest Big Brother 19 recap. In this ninth week of BB19, have our opinions of the show finally shifted? Can we even remember who was evicted on Thursday? Can the greatest impression we have ever invented ever stop? You'll have to listen in to find out!